Not to be outdone by the hilarious Seattle Police Department’s guide to getting high now that weed is legal up there, the Portland Police Bureau issued its own (less hilarious) FAQ this afternoon.
The long and short of it: Marijuana is still illegal here. Cops don’t care (that) much about less than an ounce of weed. Don’t drive stoned. Don’t bike stoned, because you can still get a DUII.
The best way to get high in Washington?Police suggest that you get a designated driver, take public transit, or plan to stay the night in Washington. (We don’t recommend Vancouver’s Value Motel).